DANGERS OF MEGA DRINK

Friday night started of with some drinks down the mill one of drinks included Bells very own mega drink shit is FUNKY!
Then headed to cricketers but all i remember was making out with a chick who was old enough to be my mum on the way (MILF).

If a chick ever asks you why your wearing a helmet and riding a kids bike just say ur a pro and get payed for it, hey it worked for me!

Soon after got thrown out the cricketers, apperntly throwing drinks at girls who work there is frowned upon.

Payed bell back for the mega drink by buying him some chicken but soon lost him so his sofa to crash on was long gone.

But i found hope with 4 hours left untill work i came across the big bin outside work so no problems for being late!

mega drink ingridents

(st heliers blueberrys cider,vk tropical, shot of yagameister,shot of rum and a shot of vodka)